Tuesday, July 18, 2006

"Interesting" conversation on Bush and sexual harassment

me: Bush sexually harassed a high-ranking foreign official [German Chancellor Angela Merkel]
her: :-)
her: you only wish you could harass a woman with that much power.
me: uh.
her: cummon
her: okay, fine.
her: she's not that hot, i guess.
When asked to elaborate, the conversation continued:
her i wouldn't do her. what do you want me to say?
me: [but] you're straight.
her this is a very true statement
me: interesting spelling of "come on," by the way.
her it wasn't meant as please ejaculate now, it was like...a slangy, smoother version of the very caucasian 'come on' i could have uttered
me: okay.
her thought i should explain myelf
...
me: any other insights on this international event?
her which international event?
her the G8 or me explaining myself?
me: uh, Bush sexually harassing a foreign leader.
her oh, no. he's just horny. it's not like fucking Laura [Angela Merkel] is any good.
Let's just call it an interesting perspective and leave it at that. I guess she thought it was funny.

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