Monday, August 28, 2006

Professional humor

Dilbert's Scott Adams showed earlier this week that humor is sometimes best left to the professionals. After mocking the ameteur Pluto humor that's been floating around lately, he wrote the following:
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think Pluto should be the funniest planet – or even the funniest non-planet. That distinction belongs to another. Uranus, 8th celestial body from the sun, is part miracle of gravity and part bung hole. It has earned its status as the funny man of the cosmos.
Despite anything you have heard, Uranus is not a black hole and there are no Klingons circling it. Nor does it have Venus envy. It is simply the funniest of all planets, be they dwarf or regular. Some things should never change.
Unlike Pluto, I believe there is life on the one true funny planet. I believe there are primates and I believe they have evolved the power of flight. But you probably won’t believe that until winged monkeys fly out of Uranus.
While you're at it, check out his thought experiment for dealing with Iran and his follow-up post.

I don't have an internet connection in my apartment yet, but I should be able to start regular blogging again now (I hope).

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Various issues

I don't have time to write full posts at the moment, but here are some things that have been on my mind.

  • Jon Swift's defense of Joe Lieberman's refusal to cut and run from the senate race after losing the primary is nearly perfect. "Without Joe Lieberman for Republicans to support, all that will be left in Washington is partisan rancor."
  • People's faith in religious authority seems to be increasing: religious fraud is growing rapidly. "Often, perpetrators are so successful building an image as good Christians that churchgoers won't cooperate with law enforcement authorities even after the crime is revealed." Bizarrely, the article notes that "Money has a way of blinding objectivity, even for we who are believers" instead of noting that "belief has a way of blinding objectivity, even for those whose money is at stake."
  • In the wake of the Hamdan decision, it appears that many of the administration's interrogation techniques violate the War Crimes Act. Rather than change the techniques, the administration wants to change the act (which was entirely uncontroversial just ten years ago when it passed almost unanimously in the Republican Congress). Bush has successfully focused the debate on "Humiliating and Degrading Treatment," but that's just a smokescreen; the real issue is whether "cruel treatment" will be allowed.
  • Onegoodmove has a terrific Daily Show clip on the propaganda we've all been drinking in lately.
  • The world apparently lacks the resources to feed 800,000,000 people, but has the resources to
  • overfeed a billion people
  • . Something is wrong with that.
  • Good Math, Bad Math has a fascinating history of π and a few strange examples of where it shows up.
  • This award-winning video clip of famous images mutating is worth seeing. The effort that must have gone into it is hard to imagine.
  • Crooks and Liars has Keith Olbermann's list of suspiciously-timed terror warnings (quicktime or windows media). On the one hand, there's so much bad news for Bush these days that most days that they could have announced something would have coincided with some politically sensitive issue. On the other hand, most of the terror warnings weren't very credible. Make up your own mind.
  • The Anonymous Liberal has a very important post about partisanship under Bush and what sane people are forced to do these days. It's very sobering.
    Also, if anyone knows anything about connecting Sprint phones to Apple computers, please let me know. As far as I can tell, none of the brands Sprint works with can connect via iSync, and DataPilot looks pretty crappy. Does anyone know of a workaround I can use and/or if it's worth a hundred bucks to upgrade to a phone with a memory card?

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Monday, August 14, 2006

Fundamentalism and bad math

Mark CC of Good Math, Bad Math just posted this:
Recently on Yahoo, some bozo posted something claiming that the bible was all correct, and that genetics would show that bats were actually birds. But that's not the real prize. The real prize of the discussion was in the ensuing thread.
A doubter posted the following question:
please explain 1 kings 7.23 and how a circle can have a circumference of 30 of a unit and a radiius of 10 of a unit and i will become a christian
23 And he made the Sea of cast bronze, ten cubits from one brim to the other; it was completely round. Its height was five cubits, and a line of thirty cubits measured its circumference. (1 Kings 7:23, NKJV)
And the answer is one of the all-time greats of moronic innumeracy:
Very easy. You are talking about the value of Pi. That is actually 3 not 3.14....... The digits after the decimal forms a geometric series and it will converge to the value zero. So, 3.14.....=3.00=3. Nobody still calculated the precise value of Pi. In future they will and apply advenced Mathematics to prove the value of Pi=3.
Mark CC didn't add anything to that, and neither will I. Even if it's satire, it's too beautiful not to pass on. I'm not sure if it's dumber than this, but it's close.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Status update

1) David Schraub (whom I mentioned in my previous post about Lebanon) left some thoughtful comments. I've partially written my response, but it's not quite ready.

2) I made a fairly large error in my post on Catholic Legal Theory; I attributed a couple of quotes to the wrong person. I saw Kobayishi Issa's name at the bottom of this post and assumed he had written it even though he had been dead for almost 170 years. The actual author is David Giacalone. Issa wrote the Haiku at the bottom of the post, but not the post itself.

3) I have a couple of half-written posts that I think will turn out quite well, but the next week or three will be very hectic. I just got home from my summer position and I move to a new apartment in about a week. I start school in less than three weeks (!), so blogging may be light.

4) My offer for guest posters is still open. Contact me if you're interested.

5) OneGoodMove had a clip from a show called 30 Days. The clip was okay, but I decided to take a chance and spend two bucks to buy the whole episode on iTunes. An atheist moved in with a hardcore Christian family for a month and we got to see some of their interactions and perspectives on it. It which was fascinating, and the clip there isn't really representative of the episode as a whole. I highly recommend it, if you have time, can spare the two bucks, and don't have any objections to Apple's digital rights management restrictions. If you don't want to spend two bucks, you can download another episode for free and learn about people's reaction to immigrants. I haven't seen it yet, but I expect it to be quite good.

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Friday, August 11, 2006

Game over for the neocons in Lebanon

Was just talking to a friend who was noting that there is intense anger toward Israel within the administration for botching the war. He thinks the attitude was, "What's the point of giving them more time when they do nothing with it?" He thinks it's the worst defeat for Israel since 1948. He also guesses that the reason that the French flipped against the first resolution wasn't so much the Lebanese reaction as the realization of how poorly Israel was faring militarily. His general rule when it comes to U.N. resolutions in the Middle East is that they either simply reflect the facts on the ground, or make the victor give away a little bit of his victory; they never let someone pull victory out of a hat from defeat. So Israel will utlimately (sic) get from this resoltuon (sic) what they won on the ground, which is to say not much.
--Rich Lowry (hat tip to Glenn Greenwald)

This has been bothering me for weeks. Though they continue to write about how moral Israel's position is, neocons, Israel's more dogmatic supporters, and their allies (including some members of my family) never seem to say what Israel is accomplishing (in spite of repeated inquiries in some cases). Perhaps because the answer is "not much," and they don't want to admit that they're defending Israel's right to bomb civilian and dual-use targets for no reason whatsoever. Israel is less secure than ever. This was in no way inevitable; it could have been avoided if Israel had taken a saner, slower, more reasoned approach. The world (including Israel opponents like Juan Cole) was ready to support some kind of Israeli action against Hezbollah (the U.N. had already said that the group should not exist), and the group's support in Lebanon was precarious.

The next time someone rushes to support Israel's right to continue its bombing campaign, ask them if they can name any successful missions thus far that have been worth the innocent lives lost. Ask them why they have more confidence in the value of the civilian targets the Israeli Air Force is attacking than the pilots flying those missions do. Ask them whether they have captured Hezbollah's leaders and permanently blocked Iranian assets or whether they have only inflamed tensions and made themselves less secure in the long run. At the rate Israel is going, what would be accomplished by continuing? Don't accept analogies to other conflicts unless they can point to a situation where a well-trained guerilla army was defeated by force from across the border without a full occupation. Don't accept the argument that the conflict will only end when Hezbollah is disarmed; Israel's current strategy won't lead to their disarmament. They've suffered little militarily but are now heroes throughout the Arab and Muslim worlds. And their local opponents--the Lebanese government--is in shambles, so they'll be even harder to contain than before. Israel took a great opportunity and countless lives and threw them away in pursuit of an unimaginably risky strategy of turning foes into friends through force. Well, they changed the region all right, but not in the way they had hoped.

I'll conclude by quoting Glenn Greenwald, who just posted on the same subject: the war has been totally "bizarre" because the "ambitions were so grand and sweeping from the start-- the amount of brutality and slaughter required to accomplish them were far in excess of what could be tolerated -- that it was almost designed to fail from the start. One could say exactly that of the general neoconservative view on all matters." And one would be right.

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

More Catholic Legal Theory

David Schraub responded to my previous post on Catholic Legal theory here, and I responded to part of his response in the comments.

Enjoy.

Update: Mirror of Justice, a Catholic legal blog specializing in CLT, has noticed the discussion. Hopefully they'll put together a "CLT--greatest hits" post and prove me wrong.

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Pop quiz: what date is September 11?

Uh....
95 percent of Americans questioned in the poll were able to remember the month and the day of the [September 11] attacks
I wonder how they even phrased that question so that 5% got it wrong. In other news, 30% of Americans surveyed didn't know what year 9/11 happened.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

How to respond to AOL's creepy search records release

If you haven't heard yet, AOL released three months of search data for 650,000 of their subscribers. They hid the names, but they used unique identifiers, so people can still be tracked down. Some of the searches are pretty disturbing, for a variety of reasons, and lives will be ruined because there's enough information to figure out that they had once attempted suicide, cheated on their spouses, or put their private information into the search box. It's such an egregious breach of privacy that AOL's official response was extremely clear: "We're absolutely not defending this. It was a mistake, and we apologize." That doesn't help the victims much, though.

I'm seriously thinking about typing things into Google periodically that will help throw people off if they try to identify me by my search terms (not that it'll help much; most people probably search for enough identifiable information that they could be located).

Any suggestions for who my alter ego should be? Should I be an old woman in Portland that loves to buy gifts for her grandchildren? A Muslim dude in Colorado? A New Jersey secretary worried about her boss's sexual advances? A hardcore Republican from Omaha that wants to see naked pictures of Ann Coulter? Suggestions are welcome in the comments.

Ideally, someone will write a simple program that puts together a list of search terms based on user-specified data and sends a couple of queries in to Google every day at random intervals. That way, I wouldn't have to remember to do it myself. I think everyone should seriously consider doing this. Hopefully someone will release a script or something; it seems like it should be very easy to program. A friend of mine thinks he can throw something together in his free time, but he said he didn't have much experience with that kind of scripting. I bet that someone at Reddit can put a great little search bot together.

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The arrogance of Catholic Legal Theory

My first encounter with Catholic Legal Theory (CLT) last night wasn't particularly inspiring. Citing no evidence whatsoever, Robert Araujo asserts that "Most if not all of the valiant laboring for peace in this troubled region does not seem to acknowledge the fact that both contingents involved in the conflict fear each other." Furthermore, as he understands it,
Fear—particularly the fear of difference—is a compelling driving force that can lead one people, and their respective government, to consider another people as an object—“the other.”... [It is] the sense of difference that fuels the fears underlying the conflict. Rather, the diplomats (guided by the Catholic perspective on the international order) should emphasize what can easily bridge the differences—for example, a common hope in the future that the children of today can look forward to a tomorrow in which the present strife is replaced with cooperation where such things as agricultural and industrial trade, cultural exchange, and regional security become routine. This is possible if each side’s fears of the other are put aside. This course is also demonstrative of the common good, which reveals that the destinies of two peoples are inextricably related. Strife for one will inevitably mean strife for the other; but, peace and prosperity for one will ensure the same for the other.
In response, David Schraub pointed out that
the idea that a foreign conflict might represent a prisoners dilemma--and that thus the route out lies in a restoration of trust--is not exactly a shocking revelation. As for the idea that focusing on the positives of mutual cooperation rather than mutual hate, didn't Golda Meir already comment several decades ago that "Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us"?
Furthermore, to assume that the Israelis/Jews act the way they do because they fear "difference" is to fundamentally miss the point.
Israel reacts the way it does because, from their perspective, losing does not mean that it loses a sliver of territory or more land than they'd like. Losing means getting rounded up and shot, gassed, or otherwise slaughtered. This is the trauma you're dealing with.
This should be clear to anyone that's spoken to Israelis or Jews that hew to the Israeli party line. It's something I've written about before, albeit not on this blog. One could make an argument that the fear of demographic death ("the Arabs are outreproducing us! In 50 years, we'll be a minority in our own state!") boils down to a fear of difference, but I don't think that it's a particularly useful framework for the conflict as a whole. I wrote this in response to David's post:
I think you're basically right that he didn't say anything novel, and I think you correctly identified the source of most Israelis'/Jews' fear. I just think that it's amusing that 1) there's such a thing as "Catholic Legal Theory" and 2) someone thinks it can explain a conflict between Jews and Muslims.

I also doubt that a legal theory based on lowercase-c catholic (i.e. universal) values can really understand difference all that well, since assuming that your values are universally aspired to is a good way to disguise, ignore, and generally misunderstand the other. Uppercase-c Catholicism in particular doesn't deal with diffrence very well (the technical term for differences with the Pope's beliefs is "heresy"). And now that I think about it, the last time the Catholics were heavily involved in that region, it didn't go so well, either. The Crusades arent' exactly anyone's favorite historical period.
Was I a little harsh? Perhaps. But I can't imagine many things that are more arrogant than asserting that International Relations theory, game theory, the entire diplomatic establishment, the political leadership of every country involved, and the citizens on both sides fundamentally misunderstand the conflict because they're analyzing it from the wrong religious perspective. Particularly when the alternative theory which turns out to be totally unoriginal and largely wrong. It would be hard to find a better example of my point that the best way to misunderstand difference is to start from the axiom that one's own beliefs should be universal. I submit that no belief system capable of supporting crusades, inquisitions, and torture as mechanisms for spreading itself can understand difference very well (if those methods are no longer seen as God's will, is it because the infallible Church was wrong before or because God changes his mind?). There's a reason that the best understanding of difference comes from postmodernists and their allies: even if there are universal values, people can't agree on them, so clinging to one's own capital-T Truth is a good way to misunderstand the other. David Schraub didn't address my comments directly, but he did say that "Catholic Legal Theory is actually very vigorous and very interesting." I took his word for it, and so I did a bit of reading and wrote up this response. He didn't point to any specific examples, so it's likely that CLT has said some incredibly brilliant things and I just didn't find them. Still, I think I have a good enough sense of it to write a post on the parts I've seen so far.

CLT definitely seems preferable to the legal theories of the radical evangelical right, but I'm not seeing any brilliant insights, either. Based on my (very limited) research, the key element of CLT seems to be "the dignity of the human person and respect for the common good." I'm all for that, as I've written before. I think it should be fairly uncontroversial that "community [i]s indispensable for human flourishing" and that "authentic freedom" is a good thing. " And I'm an atheist. Thus, I'm not sure what CLT has to add. Like Kobayashi Issa David Giacalone,
I wonder[] what the Church could teach American lawyers, when — due to its reading of Truth and morality — it has structured its own government as an absolute monarchy, with no right to free expression, no admission of women to its leadership positions, and (as with priest pedophilia) the use of coverups to preserve its image and authority, rather than transparency. We now can add to that list the creation of an underclass of Church members, prevented from serving as ministers (and therefore as leaders) due to their God-given “tendencies,” rather than their actions.
Basically, it seems like the good elements of CLT can be found elsewhere, and forcing a distinctively Catholic element onto the ideas I've seen so far has seemed confusing and unproductive at best. That's not to say that they won't have anything interesting or useful to say as a result of their Catholicism. With a few exceptions like the Talmudic tradition and perhaps law itself, there aren't many systems of thought that have struggled more intensely or for a longer period of time with the nature of the law than the Church. In fact, I'd be surprised if Catholicism didn't have something useful to say on the subject, just as I'd be surprised if Buddhism's introspective tradition didn't have anything useful to say about psychology. Still, I'm confident that there are issues on which Catholic teachings are worthless and even dangerous, and people are going to have an extremely difficult time convincing me to adopt a particular position simply because a Catholic theologian or scholar supports it. To quote Issa's Giacalone's response to the Vatican's prejudicial circular reasoning on gay priests,
With all due respect, I do not believe that this mixture of metaphor, mysticism and mystery can in any way help create better lawyers, or has anything to offer legal thinkers — except, perhaps as the sort of extra-legal personal beliefs that ought not to be brought into either legislation or adjudication. In response, Patrick Brennan would surely point out to me -- as he said at MOJ — that the question of who can become a priest is not a matter of law or legal theory, but is a matter of “theology,” and “sources of officia and munera.” That simply doesn’t wash. The Church surely has much to “teach” the American legal system and its lawyers by example, when it is deciding on the rights of its members, the selection of leaders, or the due process to be afforded in deciding the status of individuals. These subjects are surely “distinctively Catholic” applications of Truth and morality...

Unless they can convince other legal thinkers that the Church’s positions on topics such as gay priests do not taint whatever guidance it can give on other topics, CLT advocates are going to have a hard time being taken seriously for having a unique, coherent and useful legal philosophy.

If CLT ends up being (or being seen) as a group of legal professionals espousing nice social theories about how to help the poor and help individuals flourish, it would almost surely be more effective dropping the “Catholic” and working within broader social and academic groups with similar interests — infiltrating, cooperating, rather than preaching. It is a conceit to believe that others do not have an equal commitment to those causes.
And it's a conceit to believe that others--particularly experts and others that believe that they have access to a capital-T Truth that flatly contradicts Catholic teachings--don't understand their own affiars. Like I said earlier, it's quite likely that over the last 1500 years some Catholics have produced tremendously useful ideas that should be given more thought. I'm not going to reject an idea just because it's rooted in Catholic doctrine. But I don't think that people should accept them for that reason, either. And if the posts I looked through are any indication, there's a danger of that with CLT.

I'd be happy if someone can prove me wrong, though. I'm certainly not going to pretend to be an expert on something I hadn't heard of until several hours ago. Am I missing something?

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